Thursday, May 25, 2006 :]
Spoof!
Two things today!
1)American Idol
2)The toilet!
3)Sissy's Bf!
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Well, with American Idol coming to a close, I'm crossing my fingers.
This season's batch was kinda horrible if you can think it...I liked Elliot, but he got out!
So I'm hoping for Chris to win this round, Katherine looks like a piece of poo to me...
I mean it! Katherine's a horrible, horrible person! I'm sure all of America thinks she 'cute' and and all that crap, but really! She sucks!
Did anyone notice the fact that she was cheering when Elliot got the boot?! She's EBIL!
So what ever you guys do tonight, DO NOT VOTE KAT! SHE SUCKS!
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Okay! Onto the toilet...
Well...
MY TOILET OVERFLOWED!
It was so funny! There was shit everywhere! And boy! It smelled!
You're probably wondering 'OMG?! Why the hell did her toilet overflow?!'...
...To tell you the truth, I have no idea myself...^^'
But it was funny!
For full details, ask my Sissy! (She saw the shit with her own eyes!)
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Finally, I was really bored today...<--(Day off from school) So for the public humiliation of my sister... ...here's her boyfriend!
Not really, but I hope it gave you some laughs! ^^
Have a great friday guys! (On thursdays, life slowly seeps into my body...)Jade
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3:01 PM
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I Umm...felt bored?
Enjoy! I know you peeps can't survive without Jade!- Jade can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
- The only planet that rotates on its side is Jade!
- There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Jade.
- Jade is 984 feet tall.
- Jade can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
- Europe is the only continent that lacks Jade.
- Jade can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
- Over 46,000 pieces of Jade float on every square mile of ocean!
- Worldwide, Jade is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects!
- Never store Jade at room temperature!
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11:34 AM
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Friday, May 19, 2006 :]
Hey guys!
How's everyone? Sorry I took so long to write something! Now, I'm back, and I love you people! :D
Belive it or not, the blog's gonna be entirely revamped by the end of the year! I'll be making the skin myself!
I've seriously been working my butt off! (Literally too!) I've lost four kilos, (in a month!) gone for theraphy and studied doubly hard!
Now I'm the top of my class in Geog, English, Science, AND Math! (Literature will be hanging there soon too! ) I'm much more gentle with things and I have my own circle of friends in Peicai! (Once you get to know them, they're very nice! :)
be seeing you guys soon!
Jade!
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7:45 PM
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Saturday, March 04, 2006 :]
Okay...I adopted a fish....Pell JUNIOR! (thank you Lauren for putting up a link!)
Pell: That was...lame...
you're just jealous, Pell! Pell juniour's CUTER!
Hmph...
I topped my class in geog! yaay me! kiki's over at B.k's house, so she hasn't heard the news, but I am in love with my geog paper! And out of the 172 people who took the exam, I was the only one who got question 3c right?! yaay me!!
Fact: did you know that the word 'paper' comes from the egyptian word 'papyros', which derives from the payparus plant which grew on the banks of the nile?
~Jade
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10:56 AM
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Thursday, February 23, 2006 :]
Okay...so I learnt a new life lesson this week!
Sorry for not writing, guys, common Tests are murder...I've had an eventful week, too eventful to summarize!
We fired the last maid, that's for sure...she was too horny...(and spent five days without a maid! mom was throwing fits again!)
Okay, so now we got a new maid...her name's Hana! and she's goddamed cute! she agrees to just about anything and she's sooo ruan-mian-mian-ish! I wwwuuuuuv her!!!! XD
Seeya!
~Jade
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9:35 PM
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Thursday, February 16, 2006 :]
Yesh, Angela, Kikkorro will die on the 16th of may...prepare to cry...cause of death will be unknown...
Okay, my day starts fine, until I learn that sissy doesn't have school today! I guess all Sc-ians have it...nuts...I went to Peicai to get picked on 'till recess, where I had wedges, and my crush-boy (the guy who has a crush on me!) choked on his wedgie...
After recess Ms. Siva the wonderfulwonderful Math Teacher stood up for me when Jaquline wrote 'Nicolette eat Shit' and drew me hanging by a hangman with me looking very un-Jade-ly indeed! Is my hair THAT black?!
Well, it didn't stop there, Brandon drew me looking like a pop-art unmasterpiece... eating shit...and this time it's 'fuck you, Nicolette'...Mrs. Kalai, the form teach refused to show it to me, but I read it backwards under her arm... My, my, this class is artsy-fartsy...Here's hoping them both get detentions, and my butt'll stop leaking pee...
So there you have it, a school day in the life of Jade Andersen...*sigh...I really am doomed to perish...
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8:25 PM
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Sunday, February 12, 2006 :]
Okay, so this morning, I woke up with my nose entirly CLOGGED, when I blew it, it actually became okay... I'm breathing through my left nostril and my wheeze is getting better...
WHY AM I SO SAD?!
there's school tomorrow...and I can't file for 'absent', 'cause I'm okay! C'mon! kill me already! I've been suffering all saturday, and now, I can't skip school?!
I HATE THIIIS PLAAAANEEETTT!!!
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9:59 AM
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Saturday, February 11, 2006 :]
Okie! first post! yaay!
for this moment, I'd like to thank my bestset best, friends, Xiu Hui and Bk! And um...Gold...and Pell, Kiki, oh, and who can forget all my wonderful classmates! Oh and Sissy (my sister), for kicking me in the ass...multiple times...
Heke, this sounds kinda lame. *like an acceptance speech for a grammy of something...*
but anyways thanky-you all! I wuv you people! :D
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2:22 PM
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